What is the Point of Everything, Anyway?

If you've found this blog, chances are you're wondering what the point of it all really is. You're probably asking yourself questions like, "Why does milk come from nipples?" or "Why are men?" Well, the truth is that there really isn't a point to any of it, at all. And here I will go over why everything in this world is pointless, from water to space.

What is the Point of Pointing Out the Pointlessness of Everything?

Again, there isn't any. I'm simply reiterating the very pointlessness of pointing things out by tirelessly pointing out the reasons why there isn't a point to anything. What is the purpose of this exercise, exactly? Nothing, exactly.

I just want to voice my pointless observations about the pointlessness of everything that I've come to see and fail to understand the reasons for its existence. So, join me on this futile journey across this useless universe as I explain to you, in excruciating detail, exactly what makes everything pointless.

Exactly.

Why Point Out the Pointlessness of Everything, Seriously?

I don't even know why I'm doing this. I thought I made that pointlessly clear.

Why Do You Think Everything is Pointless?

Because I've seen it all, and it all goes nowhere. Trust me on that. This whole charade we call "life" is actually a void full of things that look like things, but are really just floating pieces of pointless dust distracting us from the fact that there isn't a single point to the universe.

You're a Bummer.

Yes, I know. If you don't like it, leave my damn blog and continue being distracted with your reality TV and your bumbling president and your phones full of waves of nothing that continue to fry your brainwaves. It'll all turn out... what is that word again? Oh, right, it'll all turn out POINTLESS in the end. So, enjoy your pointlessness while it lasts until it pointlessly comes to an end.

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